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"Hellfire or brimstone - which one's it gonna be? I can't hold these all day."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Adventures of God

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Route 666

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.