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Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Cheeze Wiz.

Rocking Witches.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Punkins

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Puss in Heels

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

Duchess of Cambridge

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Satan

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Checking new spectacles.

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"I'm hexting."

The Wizard.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Magus

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'Make sure they fit straight'

"So you're into pointillism."

Speeding again, Margaret?

"What a lovely portrait!"

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"