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Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

The Wizard.

Cheeze Wiz.

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"I'm hexting."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Quwaket

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Heavenwood

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

'I'm leaving you because of your constant anal nitpicking, which I can no longer put up with....wait...I mean... Up with which, I can no longer put.'

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!