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"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Rocking Witches.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

Wiccapedia.

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

The Wizard.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"I'm hexting."

Witch Online

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

Quwaket

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'I don't care WHO started it!'