Modern-day Sorcerers Prints

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Rocking Witches.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Wiccapedia.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"And now from downtown!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

The Wizard.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I'm hexting."

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Quwaket

Heavenwood

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."