Sorcery Performers Prints

Rocking Witches.

Cheeze Wiz.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Wiccapedia.

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"She works best in hex mode."

All New Wizard of Oz: 'Can you hear me now, Auntie Em?'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"I'm hexting."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Wizard.

Magus

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Speeding again, Margaret?

Heavenwood

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

A Quartet of Witches

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!