Sorcery Gifts

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And now from downtown!"

The Wizard.

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"I'm hexting."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

Heavenwood

Quwaket

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

'I'm leaving you because of your constant anal nitpicking, which I can no longer put up with....wait...I mean... Up with which, I can no longer put.'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Get the person with the best imagination to write our Earnings Report.'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Fantasy Football League.