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"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Club Sandwitch.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Date Night

"Hair spray"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

Cat Seance

Marley's Ghost

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Amateur Palmist

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Botox.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."