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"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Club Sandwitch.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Ghost puddle

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Hair spray"

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Cat Seance

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'