Supernatural Style Aficionado T-Shirts

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The devil you know and his plus one

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Meowlzebub

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Demonic Repossession.

Cat Seance