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"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Trick or treat surprise.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Satan

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Violin Ghost

Halloween Tree

Witch

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

Creepy Delivery.

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"