Supernatural Style Aficionado Mugs

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Route 666

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Meowlzebub

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Demonic Repossession.