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'He's with a creditor right now. Can I get him to call you back?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Club Sandwitch.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Route 666

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Ghost puddle

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

Cat Seance

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Marley's Ghost

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Team Work

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Whatever!

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."