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'He's with a creditor right now. Can I get him to call you back?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"An everything Martini, please."

A Club Sandwitch.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Route 666

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

Cat Seance

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Whatever!

Marley's Ghost

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Team Work

Amateur Palmist

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."