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"My goodness, Albert! Would it kill you if you...okay, forget it. Stupid question."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'What happened to your hand.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Whatever!

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

The Angel's Share

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

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"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"