Spirit Aficionados Pillows

"My goodness, Albert! Would it kill you if you...okay, forget it. Stupid question."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'What happened to your hand.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Whatever!

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

The Angel's Share

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"