Television Stylist Pillows

'Media reform: the front lines.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

Rapunzel in the Morning

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year