Television Stylist Mugs

'Media reform: the front lines.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Joan Hickson

Rapunzel in the Morning

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

At the suit makers

"I don't like your application."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year