Smartphone Stylist Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

At the suit makers

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'I'll take it!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"