Smartphone Stylist Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Curling your hair for no reason

Vivienne Westwood

'I'll take it!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound