Ego Stylist Mugs

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Important Muscles.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

The quarantine self cut.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Pierre was full of himself.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

The great and near-great

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Poser

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

"It's my most personal building yet."

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."