Ego Artist Mugs

Pierre was full of himself.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

The Boss.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Poser

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'