Ego Artist Mugs

Pierre was full of himself.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

The great and near-great

Poser

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'