Screen Swipers Pillows

"It's not swiping to the next image."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

The Stripper

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Free Little Library

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Cleaning up after a statue.

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Amateurs de vin...

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

Artistic Street Sweeper

Big smart phone and small tablet.

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

We're looking for a few greedy people.

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"