Screen Swapper Pillows

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Free Little Library

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'I'm coping.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"I'm ready to switch"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

Mobiles and Procrastination

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Look up from your phone!

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.