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'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I'm coping.'

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"I'm ready to switch"

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Mobiles and Procrastination

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

"This is so much better than book club."

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

Blue screen of death

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.