Photo Swapper Pillows

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Christmas tree exchange

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'I'm coping.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"This is so much better than book club."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"The firm of Reynolds and Reynolds cannot legally change your 'colors' from 'autumn' to 'spring.'"

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

'Would that make you feel better?'

"I always enjoy our talks."

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

Swiper (noun): a person who, upon being asked to view a single image, cannot resist swiping.

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

Man says to work colleague: 'I've just got a digital camera. Would you like to see 14,000 pictures of my kids?'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?