Photo Sharer Pillows

Man says to work colleague: 'I've just got a digital camera. Would you like to see 14,000 pictures of my kids?'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Wanna talk about it?

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'She blogged her first word today.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'You should've been here last night -- a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in.'

"Anything horrible going on in your life?"

First Time

"And in case of an emergency evacuation, please exit the aircraft 'before' posting it online."

"Another Wordle show-off."

"Of course I think your idea is good. I wouldn't take credit for it if it wasn't."