Sharing Photos Pillows

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Wanna talk about it?

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'So tell me more about your mother...'