Pet Picture Sharer Pillows

A chatting flight attendant wears out another with hundreds of dog photos.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"She's all over YouTube."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"It makes me want to pee."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

". . .Release the Grunwalds now! Do not make us resort to force!"

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Pet Snapshots

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

Beware of Blog

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"

Cats on Pinterest

"Work it, baby."