Pet Photography Pillows

"Work it, baby."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Giraffe Selfie

Bird Torture.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"She's all over YouTube."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Giraffe Selfie

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"It's the dog."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"He loves to give autographs!"

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Pet Snapshots

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"