Pet Photography Pillows

"Work it, baby."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Bird Torture.

Giraffe Selfie

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"It makes me want to pee."

"She's all over YouTube."

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She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Giraffe Selfie

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"It's the dog."

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"He loves to give autographs!"

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Pet Snapshots

'Perhaps you'll make it up to the cover of 'National Geographic' but no antelope will ever respect you again as the savannas' most dangerous predator.'

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."