Pet Photo Collector Pillows

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"That's two days after you were born."

Antique Selfie

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Pet Snapshots

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

Moving walkway to King's throne.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."