Pet Photo Collector Pillows

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

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"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Antique Selfie

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"That's two days after you were born."

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Pet Snapshots

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

Moving walkway to King's throne.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."