Pet Picture Sharer Prints

A chatting flight attendant wears out another with hundreds of dog photos.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"She's all over YouTube."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

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"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"It makes me want to pee."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Pet Snapshots

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"Let me take another without the tail wag – more dignified."

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I have to call you back, Mom. I'm right in the middle of updating the dog's website."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Beware of Blog

'These will be photos for 'A Fat Cat is an Unhappy Cat' leaflet. So, please act accordingly!'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"Couldn't they have found a more flattering picture of her?"

"It's true, I swear, it's on the wall: a brand new calendar and all the photos are of me!"

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"Work it, baby."

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