Screen Switcher Pillows

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Essex computer.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Human evolution

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Home/work masks.

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

"Shuffle Mode"

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

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