Stock Swiper Pillows

We're looking for a few greedy people.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Textin’"

Menu Dating

Turtle Hat

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

How would Madam like to pay?

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Free Little Library

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''

Stock Market Decline

Amateurs de vin...

'Nothing else seems to have worked so we're going to try our luck with a holy man.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'

Big smart phone and small tablet.

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Mobiles and Procrastination

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"