Stock Swing Enthusiast Pillows

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"This never happened."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Swinging

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

Stone henge swing.

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear