Stock Swing Enthusiast Pillows

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Swinging

"This never happened."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Bug hanging up stockings

Swing

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

Stone henge swing.

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

Stock market worries.