Vintage Stock Aficionado Pillows

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

You had me at vintage.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Bug hanging up stockings

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Wow!"