Stock Snack Enthusiast Pillows

'There seem to be teeth marks in the stock quotes.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Super Heroes.

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sheltering in place.

"Goal!"