Satirical Snack Enthusiast Pillows

Most Unpopular Cereals.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Sheltering in place.

Pope tarts.

Back in 5 minutes!

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.