Stock-surfing Enthusiast Pillows

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Surfing koala.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Bug hanging up stockings

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Gold Crisis

Senior citizen surfing.

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Stock market worries.