Scale Sharer Pillows

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The hour of justice

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Woman and sport trainer

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

Warranty Void

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

'Never Anything on TV...'

"Eve, if I tell you something can you keep it a secret?"

Your mower will be returned...and your neighbour will borrow it.

"I always enjoy our talks."

"I don't know why people say TV has killed the art of conversation, it's all we ever talk about."

"I was asked not to repeat this so I've written it down for you."

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"

Infinity Miniature Man.

Office gossip

Phone Gossip