Scale Breaker Pillows

Broken Scales.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Critisize your weight.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Statue of Female Executive

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

The hour of justice

Fat man on scales.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

"I came up through the ranks."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

Shrink

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."