Piñata Smasher Gifts

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Cow Pinatas

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

How Piñatas Are Born

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Covid pinata

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Musician hurts his nose.

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."