Piñata Fan Gifts

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

How Piñatas Are Born

Big Bang Theory.

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Don't go in there!!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pin-atas

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Hit Me

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

PINATA SURPRISE!

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

Piñata sweet dispenser.