Pinata Aficionado Gifts

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Big Bang Theory.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

How Piñatas Are Born

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Inappropriate garnish.

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Pin-atas

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster