Piñata Enthusiasts Gifts

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

"Silly me. I thought I was ordering a traditional pound cake."

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

A Real Pinata Surprise

Pin-atas

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Hit Me

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"How well do you deal with conflict?"