Pinata Aficionado Pillows

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

How Piñatas Are Born

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Inappropriate garnish.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Mr. Tater Tot

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.