Piñata Lover Pillows

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Child with pinata head on the wall instead of moose head.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

How Piñatas Are Born

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Hit Me

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

Piñata sweet dispenser.

"Sorry, he has this thing against children."

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"