Piñata Lover Mugs

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Garbage Piñata

Democrat and Republican birthdays

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets."

Walking Stick Bug Birthdays. . .

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Child with pinata head on the wall instead of moose head.

"Any final requests?"

Cow Pinatas

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Hit Me

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'