Piñata Enthusiast Mugs

'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

Titled 'What Editors do with rejected cartoons'

By 2050, Hispanics will make up the largest group of school-age children.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

The Pinata's Lament

"No one said turning eight was going to be easy."

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Piñata sweet dispenser.

"Sorry, he has this thing against children."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"For your holiday bonus you get a whack at the company's pinata."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

How Piñatas Are Born

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

A Real Pinata Surprise

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

Hit Me

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Happy Cinque de Mayo!

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."