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'You're lucky. In my day the doctor beat you with a stick until your appendix fell out.'

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

PINATA SURPRISE!

Titled 'What Editors do with rejected cartoons'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

'I made the mistake of telling my chiropractor I was all out of whack!'

'That's the last time you talk me into one of these party cruises!'

"When we hit it, the only thing that comes out are environmental and womens rights slogans, more government, and lots of contraceptives."

By 2050, Hispanics will make up the largest group of school-age children.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

The Pinata's Lament

Piñata Blackjack

"XThe candy has gone straight to my butt."

Pin-atas

Walking stick bug birthdays. . .

2nd Annual National Pinata Birthday Bash

"No one said turning eight was going to be easy."

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

"I don't think he quite grasps how this is supposed to work."

"Out getting smashed, AGAIN?!"

Hammock Pinata

"I told you to stuff it with candy."

Pinata robbing a candy store

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"He takes the whole fun out of it."

Piñata sweet dispenser.

"Sorry, he has this thing against children."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"For your holiday bonus you get a whack at the company's pinata."

Cow Pinatas