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"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"I think it's empty."

Pinata receiving sugar water in hospital.

"Excuse me."

Cow Pinatas

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Whale Piñata.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Pinata Zombies

Covid pinata

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Hit Me

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."