Piñata Lovers T-Shirts

"Don't go in there!!"

Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pinata Zombies

How Piñatas Are Born

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Pin-atas

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Hit Me

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

PINATA SURPRISE!

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

"Sorry, he has this thing against children."